(Haunting music begins)

I,...just farted.....
I was sitting alone - and I left gases in the air...

Sitting here, eating at the table...
Something rumbles deep inside my butt
Something warm is creeping out so gently...
Fumes, are spreading all through my house

I try to hold it back, but it's not working...
And when it's done, I smell the rotten air
My friends are on the floor, totally gagging...
They're drowning in, my flatus of despair

I,...just farted...
I ate too many beans - and I left gases in the air
I,...just farted...
Just ate too many beans - and it left poison in the air...

Then I went, straight to see my boss now...
"Give me, a raise or else" I shout
I bend, and methane seeps out softly...
It turns, his skin inside out

I,...just farted...
He got what he deserved - and I left toxins in the air
I,...just farted...
I'm burning up ozone - from the gases formed in my rear...

Life, is absent in my presence...
No one can survive, the S.B.D.
My shorts are brown and stained from my actions...
I'm referred to as, the Stink Reaper

I,...just farted...
I am sitting alone - and I'm surrounded by my air
I,...just farted...
I just feel so alone - cause no one can stand the air...

(long music break concluding with fading sirens and a soft fart sound)