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Song Parodies -> "Sharted Out My Ass"

Original Song Title:

"Heart Of Glass"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Sharted Out My Ass"

Parody Written by:

Professor Incubus

The Lyrics

After listening to the original and looking at the lyrics, it dawned on me that, because the lyrics include the words "Gas" and "Behind", this is one of those songs that is BEGGING to be made into a parody. This has got to be one of my funniest original parody songs - so much so that recording it will be difficult without laughing my ass off!
Once I had thought, it was just some gas.
Soon found out, I sharted out my ass!
Seemed like the real thing, only to find,
Feces came out of my behind!

When I had lunch, it was just Devine.
But, when it came out, I was losing my mind
Seemed like a real fart, but more like slime.
Mucho disgust from my behind!

Not so clean
Had to ditch my undies at a Dairy Queen
The odor that had resulted had smelled somewhat extreme!
Because my pants are filled with poo, It's just no good,
Should never eat their greasy food!

Once I had thought, it was just some gas.
Soon found out, I sharted out my ass!
Squeezed out a real squeak, only to find,
Feces came out of my behind!

Sauced inside, dookie was extruded and I cannot hide
Line outside the bathroom, I just pushed them aside
I Need some Kaopectate, yeah

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]

(Da-ka-ka, da-dum-da-dum-da, da-dum-da-ka-ka
Da-dum-da-dum-da, da-dum-da-ka-ka, da-dum-da-dum-da)

Yeah, my advice, there's one thing you should do tonight!

Hold your nose!
Hold your nose!

Once I had thought, it was just some gas.
Soon found out, I sharted out my ass!
Seemed like the real thing, only to find,
Mucho disgust from my behind!
i find it quite ironic that this section is for "Bottom" comments. Don't you think that there were enough "Bottom" comments in the lyrics? LOL!!!!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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Professor Incubus - February 15, 2022 - Report this comment
Well, I see that the 1 Star bandit has seen my lyrics. Gee thanks dickwad!!
airin - February 15, 2022 - Report this comment
ooh ooh that smell

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