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Song Parodies -> "Ice Cream Man"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Black Sabboth

Parody Song Title:

"Ice Cream Man"

Parody Written by:

Diirerecords Dot Com

The Lyrics

this song has been going around a lot lately. these are the original lyrics to the parody we recorded years ago. the actual mp3 of this can now be downloaded from the home page of Read the lyrics, download the song if you wish, and give us some ideas for some additional verses as we are rerecording this track in Nashville and filming a music video in Shreveport by May of 09. We would like to use some of the lyrics we've run across in adaptations of the tune as it's evolved over the years. If you have ideas, and don't mind seeing them ending up in our recording of the music video, contact us at the site where the download is. The video will feature the taliban chasing infadel kids eating ice cream armed with an RPG and an ice cream truck. And we can't change kids with 'fat kids'. We used this in our original recording and already had to re-record because our producers wouldn't go for it. We've got a few more verses we can put in the new recording and music video and we'd love to get some ideas from the fans of the original track from the song. Thanks a bunch.
I am the Ice Cream Man
I am the Ice Cream Man

I am the Ice Cream Man
Running over kids in my white van
look there goes one now.
come on everybody lets mow him down

I am the Ice Cream Man
Running over kids in my white van
now all the kids are dead...
our streets are painted bloody red.

Nobody loves them
They just eat more and more
Nobody needs them
Like a kid in a candy store

Now the time is here
for Ice Cream Man to spread fear.
Has he lost his mind?
Recruited for the taliban just in time...

Nobody loves them
they just eat more and more
Nobody needs them
like a kid in a candy store
This track was written, produced, and recorded by a father/son team in Texas. you can find the mp3 for this and our contact info at Diire Records, where the original track was recorded and mastered.

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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MikeD - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the download. I heard this track in Dallas a few years ago and haven't been able to find it. Nice recording and quality.
Hannah - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
this is really sick. I think it should be fat kids.

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