Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "All I Want For Christmas Is You"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"All I Want For Christmas Is You"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

In the universe of my fanfic The Real Smash Bros. (found on FanFiction.Net), the Ice Climbers are Christmas fanatics. While living in the Smash Mansion during their time as Smashers, they heavily imposed the holiday upon the other residents. They also recorded two albums of Christmas songs, the first featuring a hit cover of Pokemon Christmas Bash's Under the Mistletoe to the tune of RHCP's Under the Bridge. After leaving Smash, in 2016 they revisited the idea of singing Christmas tunes to the tune of secular popular music for an entire album. One of the songs was a cover of Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" to the tune of "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath (for which they extended the second verse by two lines).
I don't want a lot for Christmas there is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own more than you could ever know
Make my wish come true all I want for Christmas is you

All I want, for Christmas is you, oh yeah

I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas day
I won't ask for much this Christmas I won't even wish for snow
I just wanna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe

(guitar solo)

I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight holding on to me so tight
What more can I do, oh baby, all I want for Christmas is you

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Alexander's Rag Tag Band - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Carla Thomas had a good version of All I Want for Christmas Is You. You can find it on youtube.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 448