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Song Parodies -> "Janine Garrafalo's Spirit Is Broken By Lorne Michaels"

Original Song Title:

"Paranoid"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Janine Garrafalo's Spirit Is Broken By Lorne Michaels"

Parody Written by:

2LD4U

The Lyrics

Back in the nineties, Janine Garrafalo was part of SNL. Lorne Michaels did not cut her a proper break because she was female! She is crouched on the floor upset........
(Music starts.)

Out of Stoli* cause I cannot cry.
Out of cigarrettes because I wonder why.

(Interlude.)

I complain to Michaels all the time.
I try my best to entertain, all the time.

(Lorne Michaels walks out of his office.)

Won't you please give me a break?
Please Sir!.....

(Interlude, as Lorne Michaels ignores her.)

I need a role to show my talents in good light.
I get cast as a housewife all the time!

(Guitar solo as all the male cast members are working and having a good time.)

I need more Stoli to drown out my pain.
I need more ciggarrettes to juice up my brain.

(Interlude.)

As you see me smile and hug on the stage,
I am hiding my dissapoitment and dismay.

(Lorne Michaels re-enters his office, pays her no mind and slams the door!)
*Stoli is flavored Vodka. Again, if you doubt this google it! :)

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