u see lettuce thru veg'tarian eyes
that u just had to eat
slicing out the onions
but this is another breed
tomatoes and the carrots chopped
the red'ness begins t'show
the bowl is out, and there's mayo
just mix em all up now

no veggie will ever let u know
cuz u are just chopping em down
so just get over with your salad
fill your stomach just like a cow

the salads u have sufferred from
u want to throw them out
the cabinet doors have closed on u
u cant put more spices now
ur wishing that the salad god
cud help u with this shit
but too bad its your own deal
and ur salad's in writ

no veggie will ever let u know
cuz u are just chopping em down
so just get over with your salad
fill your stomach just like a cow

you salads..

where can u run to
which veggie can u chew
no more of these salads
the vinegar's killing you
pepper gets u sneezing
salt is living hell
u still want more salad
but i aint got more to sell

restaurants around u
what're they coming to
serving only pizza's
hell try my salads too
salad bloody salad
nothing more to eat
living just to chew u
dying's just a feat