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Song Parodies -> "Gore Pigs"

Original Song Title:

"War Pigs"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Gore Pigs"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics


Waffles slathered with molasses
Just says "no" to weight-loss classes
Homemade pies that stop bowel function
Gorgey porgey, no compunction

In the fields the crops are growing
As Al Gore's back forty's showing
Seth and Mabel intertwined
Mating to increase hogkind
Al Gore, yeah

County had the area surveyed
They only charted Al Gore
Why should he start eating light?
Fat means there's more to adore
Yeah!

Dining well on pork chops, rumps, and rinds
Giving Gore hammy hocks
Eating triple helpings, nothing left
Weight bloat when gravy boat docks
Yeah!

[bridge]

Now enormous, Gore stops eating
Dishes empty from his feeding
No more buttons where his gut went
Hard to gauge his carbon buttprint

Tray of fudge mint balls is waiting
In the barn, the Gore pigs mating
Shagging mirthfully again
Clinton laughing, joins right in
Al Gore, yeah

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Rob Arndt - May 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Such an Inconvenient Truth-555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - May 03, 2012 - Report this comment
As Al would say: "Thank you."
Rob Arndt - May 03, 2012 - Report this comment
As Al would say, "I invented the Internet or Tipper and me were the inspiration for Love Story!!!" You should make fun of these things, definately ;-D

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