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Song Parodies -> "Iron Bran"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Iron Bran"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics


I...EAT...IRON...BRAN!

What a cereal
It's almost ethereal
Steroids in the bran
I'm pumping iron in the can

At eighty-six years old
All my plumbing stuck on hold
Iron Bran came my way
Now I go ev'ry day

With my new physique
Bulging muscles in each cheek
Once I felt like lead
Now I'm sprinting to the head

What an invention
Mixing steroids with bran
No more retention
Hope it doesn't get banned

With my ham and egg
Iron Bran keeps me reg
Muscles tightly coil
As my bowels begin to roil

Nothing can stop it
When I've had a bowl
Nothing can hold it
When it's outta control

Face of Iron Bran
I am known as Iron Gran
I'm in their magazine ads
Though I have tiny 'nads

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Glen S - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Noooooo... I know too much about Gran's 'nads now. Funny stuff, Porf.
Porfle Popnecker - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! Sorry about the TMI.
Rob Arndt - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Stool-softener with bod hardener? Insane! 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, yeah I hear Ozzy uses it but it has the opposite effect on him.

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