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Song Parodies -> "Don Lapre"

Original Song Title:

"Paranoid"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Don Lapre"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Finished with your 9-to-5
Cause it can't keep a dog alive
All you have to do is buy my videos
And you will thrive

All day long I think of money-making schemes
To help you all
You can be a millionaire like me
With just a simple call

Can I help you?
Does the pope wear hats?
Oh yeah

From my tiny one-bedroom apartment
I have made a mint
Placing tiny classifieds
For freebies from the government

Make a website almost free
And earn quick profits handsomely
Selling what I call the Greatest
Vitamin in History

As you read these words I wrote
My website's now a goodbye note
Sadly now I find I am
The victim of my final scam

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Rob Arndt - October 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Sorry for the late reply. I rate when I can and have to go back to the songs for comments later as my medical condition dictates. DKTOS but sounds great, so I gave you a 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - October 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks! Better late than never!
...but wait, there's more! - October 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Billy Mays, OxiClean pitchman, and now "King of the Infomercials" Don Lapre dead. Will that profession join the ranks of rock stars and professional wrestlers in untimely deaths?
Porfle Popnecker - October 08, 2011 - Report this comment
It's starting to look that way!
Andria - October 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Good parody, and I'll miss Don Lapre's voice... speaking of pitchmen, I expect Ron Popeil to keel over soon, he's pushing 80 years old now... 5s.
Porfle Popnecker - October 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, yeah ol' Ron's been at it longer than any of them.

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