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Song Parodies -> "Ice Cream Man"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Ice Cream Man"

Parody Written by:

Kent Fuselier

The Lyrics

HEY GUYS AND GIRLS, THE NEVER RELEASED TRACK FOR ICE CREAM MAN IS OUT!!! Ever wonder why every single kid is singing this tune and you NEVER heard the original??? Its because it released on YouTube, took over 1.5 million hits and was shut down until we could record a better version. Well, ITS OUT!!! AND ITS FREE! Seriously, the latest version is up and running. This is by long and far the sickest remake we've ever made! This is one download of the highest quality you'll ever find on a site like this. Better than the original (well, close) go to for more information on the history of this song and how it came about. Or you can download straight from here THIS IS THE SICKEST F'N PARODY ON THE PLANET right click and save as! The original story of the Ice Cream Man was told using 'running over fat kids in my van'. There was major problems with investors and producers at the label that, although they loved the lyrincs themselves, wouldn't go for financing it in the recording and production. So we changed it to 'running over kids in my white van'. by the time i could record in dallas, post to youtube, then 2 months later fly to shreveport, kids were already singing 'running over kids in my black van'
I am the Ice Cream Man
I am the Ice Cream Man

I am the Ice Cream Man
Running over kids in my white van
look there goes one now.
come on everybody lets mow him down

I am the Ice Cream Man
Running over kids in my white van
now all the kids are dead...
our streets are painted bloody red.

Nobody loves them
They just eat more and more
Nobody needs them
Like a kid in a candy store

Now the time is here
for Ice Cream Man to spread fear.
Has he lost his mind?
Recruited for the taliban just in time...

when I ring my bell
all the little fat kids run like hell.

if i miss in first
i'll surely hit them in reverse.

Nobody loves them
they just eat more and more
Nobody needs them
like a kid in a candy store

(added fast grunge over guitar solo)

he doesn't eat he doesn't sleep
he doesn't think he doesn't dream

heees the ice cream man
alquida soilder for the taliban
it keeps him hiding from uncle sam

heee's the ice cream man
just a trooper for the taliban

hee's the ice cream man
the m't'fn ice cream man
Or you can download straight from here THIS IS THE SICKEST F'N PARODY ON THE PLANET right click and save as! Hey guys, PLEASE I love my fans of this track and I'm trying to get a pristine recording and make it better. Please find my email on the site and drop me a line. I'm the executive producer for a record label and this is the first parody i've ever tried. I recorded it about 4 years ago with my son after he got expelled from school for having it in his pocket and i've been trying ever since to get every kid in the country singing this. Tell everyone you know. Seriously guys, this tune's made me a ton of cash over the past couple of years. I finally upgraded to a jet powered helicopter from a piston and got a parachute for my plane i've been needing. My two hummers have a place to stay in our new aircraft hangar and i got some 22" rims for my combine to use when i'm not using it to plow corn husk and grow rice and stuff. THIS TUNE HAS MADE ME SICK RICH! Thanks for singing it.

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 16

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 5   8

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something fishy? - March 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Hmmm, haven't seen hyperbole and exaggeration in the author comments since...oh not sure but...DR. MUSIC?
wouldnt you like to know - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
yea dont put so much praise behind something only you think is good....
rippin' - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
come on guys, i thought this was a f'n parody site. if i can't parody myself, then who the hell else am i supposed to be able to parodize anyway? And who is Dr. Music. He sounds cool. But seriously, it must be working because if have more dls to that song when i look at my webstats, from this page, than hits on the bottom of this page. I am seriously excited about the project.. and what the hell is hyperbole? anyway?
peter - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
seriously, i d'l ed the track from that site and remember hearing this on the radio in oklahoma like 5 years ago. I couldn't believe they were playing it unedited. i think it'll do well for a music video. Terrorists? whens it coming out?
kent - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Babs - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, my kid couldn't remeber all the lyrics, so he kind of made up a few, and we really like it better with 'running over kids in my ice cream van" it just seems to flow better! Love the song! Also, he thought it was 'if I miss at first' he can't drive yet so that made more sense to him.
Your Mother - September 12, 2019 - Report this comment
As you mother, I'm ashamed of you.

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