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Song Parodies -> "Handicapped man"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Handicapped man"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

The Lyrics

has he lost his chair?
can he crawl or is he tired ?
can he walk at all (no)
or if he rolls may he never stop
is he crippled or fine
he has credit within his bag
we'll just push him along
why shouldnt we just flip him out

he has turned to wheels
in the great roller chair
where he passes the time
for the future of handicapped kind

nobody pushes him
he just rolls by himself
supin his wheelchair
he will run over us all

now the time is here
for crippled man to run over people
vengeance from his wheels
runs over people he once raced

nobody rolls him
they just run by
nobody wants him
now he has a scooter

heavy wheels of air
fills his victims with tire marks
runnin as fast as they can
the hoverround lives again

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 4

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Leopold Stotch - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL. BTW there's a funny parody of this on my site called "I am Santa Claus"

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