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Song Parodies -> "Dairyman's Boots"

Original Song Title:

"Fairies Wear Boots"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Dairyman's Boots"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The original song scans poorly and does not really rhyme well. Given it was based on a hallucination involving 'fairies' wearing boots, one cannot be too critical of the writer. Just the same, I'm glad I never laid eyes upon the boots depicted below. The portions in () are whispered in the background.
I work in a dairy,
(Beware of the boots! Beware of the boots!)
The cattle are hairy,
(Beware of the boots! Beware of the boots!)
I came one morning suprised to see a pair of boots,
Walking forward, empty, thump-by-thump.

This isn't all right. Is it?
(Beware of the boots! Beware of the boots!)

The dairyman's boots, and you gotta believe me,
I saw them walk, I saw them! They chased me around!
The cattle were spooked, they would not receive me,
I was running from those boots, and they made no sound.

This isn't all right!
(Beware of the boots! Beware of the boots!)

I was caught then by the vet,
In his massive cattle-net,
"This is no cow, it ain't fit for glue,
'Tis a man. Fits my plan. I think I shall sue."

(Beware of the boots! Beware of the boots!)
Er, not sure, 'cept for one thing: I'm glad I ain't within kicking distance o' these boots.

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--Caligula-- - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
right, beware of 'Boots!

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