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Song Parodies -> "Ice Cream Man"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Ice Cream Man"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I am ice cream man
Running over fat kids with my van
If they try to run
I don’t care, that makes it fun

As he rings his bell
All the little fat kids run like hell
When he hands out snacks
All the fat kids have heart attacks

Is he black or white?
We don’t know because he’s mixed
Fills the fat kids full of fright
Will his vengeance be tonight?

Now the time is here
No more laughs and no more cheer
Runs over fat kids ‘till they’re dead
Kills the people he once fed

Got in trouble by the law
Escaped from jail with no flaw
Where he is now, I don’t know
Probably down in Mexico

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   7
 5   3

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BonnieB - November 25, 2007 - Report this comment
All 5's for you! Very cute.
Guy - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
This was so freightening that Ice creamed when I read it. Maybe they'll make a movie called "Frosty Takes Manhattan". They ran out of good titles for "Jason Takes..." (they made so many) that the little known last sequel was "Jason Takes a Crap". I won't crap on the votes. Pacing needs some work but overall it was entertaining.
Kent Fuselier - March 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, you can actually download the original track for this in its second release for free, see the link at
jumpy - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment
I am very familiar with the original song iron man. And i found this spoof of it waz funny. And makes me feel bad cuz i had an ice cream bar from and ice cream man 2day. Now im scared.

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