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Song Parodies -> "Ice-Cream Man"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Ice-Cream Man"

Parody Written by:

Weird ZJ Productions

The Lyrics

"I'm the Ice-Cream Man."
I am Ice-Cream Man

I am the Ice-Cream Man
Runnin over people with my ice-cream van
Four flavors to sooth your soul
Butter peacan and walnut too

Is he black or white
We don't know cuz he's mixed
We'll just pass him up
No ice-cream to eat today

He turned into cream
Melted when the kids screamed
Once he traveled in time
For the sake of the ice-cream

Nobody wants him
He just sits in his van
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon deliver

Now the time is here
For Ice-Cream Man to spread cheer
Vengeance from the van
He serves the people he once saved

Everybody wants him
They just eat their ice-cream
Everybody helps him
Delivering the ice-cream

Heavy coolers of ice
Fills his customers full of fright
Running as fast as they can
Ice-Cream Man comes again!

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Total Votes: 22

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Jonathan S. - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
With all due respect, it coulda used some rhyming lines.
kent fuselier - March 08, 2009 - Report this comment
you can download the actual track for this on the home page of Diire Records. Check out the performance of Kent Fuselier on the free download at
AriUntamed - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
This..sort of suck >_< Like uhm well it doesnt even rhyme.... like this "I am ice cream man runnin over fat kids in my van, when i rings my bells, they get their stuff then run like hell." lolol gosh The song Iron Man RHYMES!

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