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Song Parodies -> "Sumo Man"
Original Song Title:
"Iron Man"
Original Performer:
Black Sabbath
Parody Song Title:
"Sumo Man"
Parody Written by:
mikeD911
The Lyrics
i just felt i had to do a parody of something so insanely awesome, plus ive had this in my head for a while now, so, here it is
I AM SUMO MAN!!!
Here comes Sumo Man,
Running through the forests of Japan.
He has a big fat butt,
Say his name, and you'll get cut. (throat)
One time long ago,
Sumo Man was a skinny fellow.
He could not resist,
All of the food in his midst.
Then after about 15 years,
His parents eyes were full of tears.
When they saw his mass,
His parents disowned his ass.
(chorus)
Nobody likes him,
He should just die.
When he farts,
Everyone flies.
One time he flew very far,
When he was savegely hit by a car.
He got stuck in a tree,
He couldnt get down, he had to be saved.
Nobody likes him,
He sits on their face.
Nothing fits him,
He is just too damn fat.
One day he found a gun,
His life then was undone.
He now is gone and dead.
What the hell went through his heaaaaaaaad!!!!!!
(the end) hope u liked it
Here comes Sumo Man,
Running through the forests of Japan.
He has a big fat butt,
Say his name, and you'll get cut. (throat)
One time long ago,
Sumo Man was a skinny fellow.
He could not resist,
All of the food in his midst.
Then after about 15 years,
His parents eyes were full of tears.
When they saw his mass,
His parents disowned his ass.
(chorus)
Nobody likes him,
He should just die.
When he farts,
Everyone flies.
One time he flew very far,
When he was savegely hit by a car.
He got stuck in a tree,
He couldnt get down, he had to be saved.
Nobody likes him,
He sits on their face.
Nothing fits him,
He is just too damn fat.
One day he found a gun,
His life then was undone.
He now is gone and dead.
What the hell went through his heaaaaaaaad!!!!!!
(the end) hope u liked it
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Not an easy song to do well, but not bad. 444. Don't sweat the 111s; those votes are meaningless 99% of the time.
dat was da shit!!!!!!lololololol, funniest thing i eva heard nukka!!!!!!!dat was off the hizzy muh nizzie!!!!!!!!1omg, u should fokin write songs holmes!!!!!!!awesomes!
it was alrite. I hate to be the oen to say this, but i think u should researrch more about what ur writing about. The parts about sumos wanting to die cuz there fat? never happened its such a religious and honourable thing to do in japan. Not to mention that sumos aren't sumos cuz they just happened to eat alot. they were trained since like birth to weigh that much. its those reasons that im not even voting for this one. srry dude
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