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Song Parodies -> "Anonymous Bob"

Original Song Title:

"Black Sabbath"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Anonymous Bob"

Parody Written by:

Anonymous Bob

The Lyrics

Well, Black Sabbath named the OS after themselves, so why shouldn't I name the parody after MYself? Huh?
What is this that sits on my plate?
Tomatoes which I do not like,
Although I like their by-products,
I don't like them alone or on burgers.

The red crap which tastes like..........uhhhhhhhhhh.........crap,
I've been told by people, "Please just eat that,"
They just sit and they stare,
Watching that guy not eating his tomatoes there,
Saying, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please God help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Is it the end my friend?
Waiter's coming 'round the bend,
People don't notice 'cause they're just staring,
I say, "You better stop that annoying stare!"
"STOP! STOP! PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(instead of the solo here:)
Please look,
Please look,
Please look,
Come on, just look!
Puh-leez look it's the waiter,
It's the waiter, waiter, waiter, waiter waiter, waiter,
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,
Please look!
Please look!
Please look!
Look, lookety-look, look, lookety-look, look, lookety-look.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Kim - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
My real name isn't Kim Sanders, obviously. but my mom knows my pen-name.

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