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Song Parodies -> "War Pig X-MAS"

Original Song Title:

"War Pigs"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"War Pig X-MAS"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This song started off as a bet between a fellow blogger and myself back at Christmas time
Children gathered in their masses
Parents sing at Midnight Masses
Snow Miser plots Santa's destruction
Elves engaged in toy contruction

In the fields the reindeer flying
Holiday machines keep turning
Bless'd tidings for all mankind
Come to pass at Christmas time

Ho ho yeah!

Little children hide themselves away
Hoping for St. Nick's call
How could they hope to sleep tonight?
Eyes wide awake one and all!


There's a list and he checks it twice
Whether you're rich or poor!
Naughty children try to act real nice
Hope to avoid that lump of coal!


(Guitar solo 1 into Verse 3)

Now in darkness not a creature stirring
Ashes in the chimneys burning
No more children have the power,
Toll of midnight has struck the hour!

Night of judgment Santa's calling
Secretly the children crawling
Want to see what's in their stockings
Santa laughing rides his sleigh!

Ho Ho yeah!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   2
 5   2

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Chick Daney - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
444 - I laughed, but you told us about the Snow Miser and never mentioned him again.
Yubble-Doo - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Dick, I think you voted 5-4-5 instead.
Schwarnold Ortzanegger - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Not to worry, I voted 4-4-4 for him.
Jonaphantom - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good, I say!

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