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Song Parodies -> "Iron Chef"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Iron Chef"

Parody Written by:

Shannon Vance

The Lyrics

I can't believe nobody has done this yet. BTW Just try to find a good rhyme for 'iron' ;-)

Has he lost this time?
Will he come up from behind?
Can he wok it all?
Vegetables and meat might fall!
Was it alive or dead?
When he cut off the fish head?
We'll just watch him there
On TV from our chair...

He was christened 'Iron'
Chairman Kaga's great environ'
Kitchen Stadium
For the future of cooking

Nobody beats him
He's the best in the world
Writing his menu
That he will soon unfurl

Now the time is here
For Iron Chef to feel fear
Judgment from the best
Fortune teller, young actress

Nobody beats him
They just bow their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he hears the verdict

Chicken lips in lemon peel
Fills his tasters full of zeal
Eating as much as they can
Iron Chef lives again!

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Pacing: 4.3
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neminem - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Break it into two words: [word that rhymes with pie] + [word that rhymes with churn] ;-)
Rick D - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm admirin'. How much can a guy earn? What would you be requirin"? What would you be desirin'? Shut up that loud siren!
Agrimorfee - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Here comes Lord Byron with an iron-plated 444.
MrMacphisto - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... good job

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