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Song Parodies -> "Hygiene Man"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Hygiene Man"

Parody Written by:

Tenacious B

The Lyrics

HELKLOOOO, I IS 2 people. Sometimes I'ss mad, and otjerer HAAPEEEEEE!!!!! MAYLOOPAY!!!!HEEHOOOOHEHOO I RED NECK!!!!!#%#%#@#@#^$* HE HOIIIIIUYHF
I am hygiene man,

I am hygiene man,
Hater of the people who don't wash their hands,

Can he wash at all,
or if scrubs will he fall,

Is he dirty of clean,
Ishe nice or is he mean,

For about an hour,
I will just takea shower,

He used clearasill,
His name was dr. phil,

Then he took a bath,
Instead of doing his math,

Nobody cleans him,
He just rolls in his filth,

Nobody see's him,
he is covered in crap.

Now the time is hear,
for hygiene man to clean his ears,

With cleanliness he has toiled,
cleans the people who were soiled.

I AM HYGIENE MAN!!!!!



!!this porady rokd dud like really man and i like green egjgs andhabmmfvhjgfvjsdvbjadv. Beacuase Ias I TWO PEEPLOOOLL!!! AMYAMDHJKSAH JMALLOPPAAAAYYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAWEO!!!!

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2nz - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm in a stuffed mood, so extra credit for simply having a good title and parodying this song specifically
Good question - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Ugh. The title should have been "And Now for Something Stupid...."
TERRA - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
IF YOU LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR KEY BOARD YOU WILL SEE A LONG BAR----PRESS THAT WHEN YOU GO FROM ONE WORD TO ANOTHER

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