-> "Symptom of the Holidays"
Original Song Title:
"Symptom of the Universe"
Parody Song Title:
"Symptom of the Holidays"
Take me through the traffic jams to sweet Black Friday deals,
Dissatisfying parents try to stop their children’s squeals
All I have to give right now is a gift that always gives
The symptom of the holidays is so transformative
Mother, she is texting me with grocery list requests,
Father, he is wrapping gifts with newspaper in jest
Santa Claus and reindeer are sailin’ like a sieve,
A symptom of the holidays that we will all relive
Bake some cookies, pour some milk for jolly ol’ St. Nick,
Set the shining star upon the highest bough for kicks
Being bad or good is determinative,
A symptom of the holidays says don’t be combative
[guitar solo, transition into acoustic portion]
He’s no child of Coke’s creation, but he knows all of your dreams,
In his eyes, I see no sadness, even though he may seem mean
Rudolph guides his sleigh each Christmas, though the others called him names,
Now they always let ol’ Rudolph join in all the reindeer games
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|How Funny: ||5.0|
|Overall Rating: ||5.0|
|Total Votes: ||1|
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| || || || ||Pacing|| ||How Funny|| ||Overall Rating|
| ||1|| ||0||
| ||2|| ||0||
| ||3|| ||0||
| ||4|| ||0||
| ||5|| ||1||