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Song Parodies -> "Salads Wear Boots"

Original Song Title:

"Faeries Wear Boots"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Salads Wear Boots"

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The Lyrics

i have an *acoustic* black sabbath parody band known as *flak salad*..
eating salad late last nite
suddenly my mind went bright
yeah i looked to my plate and was surprised what i saw
salad in boots was topped with cherries and sauce
all right now..

yeah salads wear boots and u gotta believe me
cuz i saw em i saw em i tell u no lies
yeah salads wear boots and u gotta believe me
i saw em i saw em, the chillies made me cry
whoa right now..

so i went to the grocer
to really find some remedy
he said 'oh salad man uve gone too far
cuz chopping and munching is all that u do'

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