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Song Parodies -> "Maine Lobsters Crawling On My Bed"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"

Original Performer:

B. J. Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Maine Lobsters Crawling On My Bed"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

( --- instrumental intro --- )

Maine lobsters crawling on my bed
I just like them live, they're sweeter new here 'fore they're red
Ouch, it seems they bit!
Those ---
Maine lobsters crawling on my bed, they keep crawling

So I just did me some talkin' to my hun
In my bed I sit and watch her
Maine clambake-for-one --- sweet corn-on-the-cob ---
Those ---
Maine lobsters crawling on my bed, they keep crawling

But there's one thing
I know
Their jui-cy flesh will feed me, so com-plete-ly

A dopey long swill-trapping-bib gets but-ter grease-streaks


( --- instrumental riff --- )


Maine lobsters crawling on my bed
But that doesn't mean them guys will soon be turnin' red
Cryin' out with steam
'Cause
I'm never gonna drop them Maine guys where pain is ---

--- before ball-peen ---

--- puts 'em surely to sleep!


( --- instrumental --- )


It won't be long 'til snappy fish red-up to feed me!


( --- instrumental riff --- )


Maine lobsters crawling on my bed
But that crus-ta-cean or-gy will soon be turnin' red
Fryin' up for me
From
My clever cunning plot to gain my crus-ta-ceans ---

--- steal all mine free-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee!


E-pi-cur-e-an ......

...... thie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-iev-er-y ......


( --- instrumental fade --- )

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John Barry - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm turning red with laughter. Everything's hilarious--the title, the lines. Great job, JD!
alvin rhodes - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
delightfully goffy...i LOVE it...5s
AFW - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Very humane...ballpeening before steaming...
Rick C - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Pure genius (or is it madness???) Whatever it is, it's a riot! 555
John Jenkins - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Very clever, JD. I hope your hun enjoys going to bed with her sweet corn-on-the-cob.
Johnny D - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks JB, alvin, AFW, Rick C, and JJ.

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