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Maine lobsters crawling on my bed
I just like them live, they're sweeter new here 'fore they're red
Ouch, it seems they bit!
Those ---
Maine lobsters crawling on my bed, they keep crawling

So I just did me some talkin' to my hun
In my bed I sit and watch her
Maine clambake-for-one --- sweet corn-on-the-cob ---
Those ---
Maine lobsters crawling on my bed, they keep crawling

But there's one thing
I know
Their jui-cy flesh will feed me, so com-plete-ly

A dopey long swill-trapping-bib gets but-ter grease-streaks


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Maine lobsters crawling on my bed
But that doesn't mean them guys will soon be turnin' red
Cryin' out with steam
'Cause
I'm never gonna drop them Maine guys where pain is ---

--- before ball-peen ---

--- puts 'em surely to sleep!


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It won't be long 'til snappy fish red-up to feed me!


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Maine lobsters crawling on my bed
But that crus-ta-cean or-gy will soon be turnin' red
Fryin' up for me
From
My clever cunning plot to gain my crus-ta-ceans ---

--- steal all mine free-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee!


E-pi-cur-e-an ......

...... thie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-iev-er-y ......


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