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Song Parodies -> "I Just Can't Help Retrieving"

Original Song Title:

"I Just Can't Help Believing"

Original Performer:

B. J. Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Can't Help Retrieving"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I just can't help retrieving
When she aims up slow and careful
With her double-barreled shotgun
At a flock of ducks she follows in her sights

And I just can't help retrieving
When geese flying drop beside me
And my jaw squeezes their feathers oh so tight

She cries, "Good girl! Come on and play!"
She cries, "Good girl! Come on and play!"

...she gives me love and praise...


I just can't help retrieving
When she spins and throws my Frisbee
And it seems so small and helpless
When my cuspids close around it like a vise

And I just can't help retrieving
When she's whispering my pet-name
And she gives me tasty doggy treats so nice

That girl I gladly will obey (That girl I gladly will obey)
That girl I gladly will obey

...for all my doggy days...

( --- instrumental --- )

...for all my doggy days...

(I just can't help retrieving)
(I just can't help retrieving)
(I just can't help retrieving)

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Rick C - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
To quote one of my favorite parody authors, "Feed your pug Pugpourri-Puppy-Pellets™ for the freshest farts this side of The Daisy Hill Puppy Farm. 555
Michael Pacholek - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
As parodies go, this one's shaggier than most. Five Scooby Snacks.
alvin rhodes - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
interesting viewpoint...5s
Johnny D - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick, Michael, and alvin.

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