Song Parodies -> My Hair Keeps Fallin' Off My Head
| Original Song Title: | "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" |
| Original Performer: | B.J. Thomas |
| Parody Song Title: | "My Hair Keeps Fallin' Off My Head" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
My Hair Keeps Fallin' Off My Head,
I'll soon be a guy who's bald, and this is what I dread
Then no hats will fit,
Gotta' stop hair from fallin' off my head, it keeps fallin'!
So, I got me them remedies they sell,
To regain with that Rogaine, and some herbal rub, as well
Nothin' seems to work
This hair just keeps fallin' off my head, it keeps fallin'
The next thing that I try
Are follicles of implants, meant to enhance,
But two months and two grand later, there is no chance!
My Hair Keeps Fallin' Off My Head,
So I take out my razor, shave until all hair is shed..
Comb'over's not for me..
Now I'm Makin' up for all the time I wasted by complainin'
She likes me bald..
so, nothin's worryin' me!
I'll soon be a guy who's bald, and this is what I dread
Then no hats will fit,
Gotta' stop hair from fallin' off my head, it keeps fallin'!
So, I got me them remedies they sell,
To regain with that Rogaine, and some herbal rub, as well
Nothin' seems to work
This hair just keeps fallin' off my head, it keeps fallin'
The next thing that I try
Are follicles of implants, meant to enhance,
But two months and two grand later, there is no chance!
My Hair Keeps Fallin' Off My Head,
So I take out my razor, shave until all hair is shed..
Comb'over's not for me..
Now I'm Makin' up for all the time I wasted by complainin'
She likes me bald..
so, nothin's worryin' me!
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hats off to you...5s
Good song. Here's your token "Hair today, gone the next" comment.
Liked that 'regain with Rogaine' line!
Thanks Alvin, Jeff and Meriadoc...
Cute, Airfarce!
Thanks Arwen
Almost a perfect parody, but you missed by a... wait, have I told that joke before?
A late thanks to Michael
i love that song
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