Song Parodies -> Yao Ming Keeps Blockin' Out My Shots
| Original Song Title: | "Raindrops Keep Fallin' In My Head" |
| Original Performer: | B.J. Thomas |
| Parody Song Title: | "Yao Ming Keeps Blockin' Out My Shots" |
| Parody Written by: | Arcade Junkie |
Taller...Asian...Plays for the Houston Rockets...Tallest than Shaquille O' Neal, do you know who he is?
Yao Ming keeps blocking out my shots
He's just like guy who's tall and plays for the Rockets
Nothin' seems to fit
For Yao Ming keeps blockin' out my shots, he's keep blockin'
So I traded from the Grizz to the Suns
My coach said Yao Ming's not the way to get my shooting done
10 of 15 blocks
For Yao Ming keeps blockin' out my shots, he keeps blockin'
But there's one thing I know
I try to get past by him, so we can defeat them
It won't be long, 'til the buzzer sounds and we walk out a winner
Yao Ming has got a funny head
But when I saw the jersey, they were silly awful red
Blocking's not for me
'Cause I'll never stop by B-Ball entertaining
Because I'm free
I'll get Yao Ming
(trumpet solo)
It won't be long 'til we get ourselves a victory
Yao Ming has got a funny head
But when I saw the jersey, it was silly bloody red
Blocking's not for me
'Cause I'll never stop B-Ball entertaining
Because I'm free
I'll get Yao Ming
He's just like guy who's tall and plays for the Rockets
Nothin' seems to fit
For Yao Ming keeps blockin' out my shots, he's keep blockin'
So I traded from the Grizz to the Suns
My coach said Yao Ming's not the way to get my shooting done
10 of 15 blocks
For Yao Ming keeps blockin' out my shots, he keeps blockin'
But there's one thing I know
I try to get past by him, so we can defeat them
It won't be long, 'til the buzzer sounds and we walk out a winner
Yao Ming has got a funny head
But when I saw the jersey, they were silly awful red
Blocking's not for me
'Cause I'll never stop by B-Ball entertaining
Because I'm free
I'll get Yao Ming
(trumpet solo)
It won't be long 'til we get ourselves a victory
Yao Ming has got a funny head
But when I saw the jersey, it was silly bloody red
Blocking's not for me
'Cause I'll never stop B-Ball entertaining
Because I'm free
I'll get Yao Ming
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I don't understand the ones, this was a funny idea. Just the title made me laugh.
Me too Rick,lol. Your pacing is exceptionally well with this one Arcade. :-D You did a fantastic job! All 5's Keep writing like this.
Yo!
This is indeed a funny one!
Pretty good.
It's Yao (pronounced Yow!)
Good job!
Well, you´ve succesfully blocked out the 2s and 3s so far. But the 1 guy must have slipped under your guard and got a penalty shot. Gotta say that was undeserved though! :-)
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