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Song Parodies -> "Michael Phelps"

Original Song Title:

"I Can Help"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Swan

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Phelps"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

I was feeling very topical today....
You just had a bonger, don't know where your at,
Should have stayed home, away from the frat,
Michael Phelps, where are your brains, Michael Phelps
Bong water not your style, go swim a mile,
Get some help

Now you munch your Wheaties, but you won't be on the box
Just like our investments, you have just lost stock,
Michael Phelps, you're in drowning mode, Michael Phelps
You are banned for three months, use abstentious
Michael Phelps

When you try to sleep at night, are Cheech and Chong in your dreams
That's quite a fright, and selling your bong is an e-bay scheme
Say you're not blood doping, but cannibus is a dope
Next time when your interviewed, please think to use some Scope
Michael Phelps

Tell your frat and your buddies, go to hell
You would do yourself good, I wish you would,
Michael Phelps
Copyright 2009

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Claude Prez - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Great title sub; well done.
Mark Scotti - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Claude!!!!!
Invisible Boy - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I liked it.
"use some Scope" made me chuckle
Mark Scotti - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, IB!!!!!!!!!
2Eagle - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
In the opinion of Mr. Mahre, he is an adult and he can do whatever he wants, so he is smoking something that doesn't have ingredients that are any more dangerous than what is in Kellogs cereals.

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