Song Parodies -> Will He Go 'round The Turtle?
| Original Song Title: | "Will It Go 'round In Circles?" |
| Original Performer: | Billy Preston |
| Parody Song Title: | "Will He Go 'round The Turtle?" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
hare came along and hip-hopped so merrily
he's gonna spring up when he bends
the tortoise, strong...he will walk more warily
he's gonna trudge right to the end
will he go 'round the turtle ?
will he lie, sly, while the tortoise passes by ?
will he go 'round the turtle ?
will he lie, sly, while the tortoise passes by ?
you've heard the story and know the moral
seems the hare will win...maybe more than a mile
yes, speed means glory...but here's the quarrel
even slow guys win every once in a while
will he go 'round the turtle ?
will he lie, sly, while the tortoise passes by ?
will he go 'round the turtle ?
will he lie, sly, while the tortoise passes by ?
he sees the chance...he takes him a nap...do he
let his chum catch up, then he'll wake and he'll bound
he starts to prance...his feet start to flap...phooey !
kinda late...the hare can't make up the ground
didn't go 'round the turtle
tortoise was wry and he passed the rabbit by
didn't go 'round the turtle
tortoise was wry and he passed the rabbit by
he's gonna spring up when he bends
the tortoise, strong...he will walk more warily
he's gonna trudge right to the end
will he go 'round the turtle ?
will he lie, sly, while the tortoise passes by ?
will he go 'round the turtle ?
will he lie, sly, while the tortoise passes by ?
you've heard the story and know the moral
seems the hare will win...maybe more than a mile
yes, speed means glory...but here's the quarrel
even slow guys win every once in a while
will he go 'round the turtle ?
will he lie, sly, while the tortoise passes by ?
will he go 'round the turtle ?
will he lie, sly, while the tortoise passes by ?
he sees the chance...he takes him a nap...do he
let his chum catch up, then he'll wake and he'll bound
he starts to prance...his feet start to flap...phooey !
kinda late...the hare can't make up the ground
didn't go 'round the turtle
tortoise was wry and he passed the rabbit by
didn't go 'round the turtle
tortoise was wry and he passed the rabbit by
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WHERE do you keep getting these clever ideas, alvin? Very cute!
Nothin' slow about this...one shell of a good parody
I thought this was going to be about the long-missing Tommy Turtle singing a canon.
thanks johnny....glad ya enjoyed....i have a little muse in my head that whispers ideas to me...thanks AFW....i actually own four desert tortoises and i USED to have a rabbit...no, they never raced...not that i saw, anyway...thanks john....yeah, whatever happened to TT...i miss him !
Very bunny. Or, as Ralph Kramden would put it, "Hare-de-hare-hare, Alvin."
Good job putting that fable to poetry.
Muuuuch better than the OS.
555 for gettig this ~Bunny~ all in furry knots!
Fable-ulous, Alvin! A really cute idea perfectly executed. 555
thanks stan, 2eagle, merry, littleBunnyCake and kristof
clever honouring of a clever idea here, al - 555
thanks stuart
Silly rabbit... silly song, good parody. Still no comment from Tommy Turtle, though.
Great parody. Way better than the OS
thanks michael and PMS
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