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Song Parodies -> "Something From Subway"

Original Song Title:

"Nothing From Nothing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Preston

Parody Song Title:

"Something From Subway"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

something from subway means nothin'
you wanna eat something ?
this ain't what you wanna eat
something from subway means nothin'
you wanna eat something ?
this ain't what you wanna eat

i'm not buyin'...don't eat a hero
cause that's zero
its insanity
i'm not tryin'...their buns have dryness
its a minus
and so gross, is their meat, yeah

something from subway means nothin'
it ain't worth stuffin'
believe its green
don't you remember i told ya
how they sold ya...the worst i'd ever seen, yeah
yes it is

(piano solo by jared)

something from subway means nothin'
its really worth nothin'
its an utter travesty
something from subway means nothin'
its really worth nothin'
its an utter travesty

you wanna eat something ?
better go on down the street
you wanna bring me something ?
don't bring me no subway meat

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Tommy Turtle - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
DKT entire OS, but know the title... good play on it. "Jared", lol. 5 subs, with zesty sauce.
AFW - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess you're sayin' Subway is not a grubway...your parody is tasty, tho
Red Ant - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Their steak and cheese isn't bad; nothing like a real one though. What Tommy Turtle said too.
Michael Pacholek - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny, Jared doesn't look Chinese... Best parody about that place since my own "Don't Eat There At Subway."
alvin rhodes - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks tommy AFW red ant and michael...my wife is a manager at subway
TT - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Sympathy on your coming divorce...
Rex - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Great idea, great title, fun parody. I wouldn't want to eat anything I found in the subway, either... oh wait, did you mean the store?
Rick C - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I ate at Subway once, years ago. I think there was meat in the sandwich I got there but, there wasn't much of it. It was like, one piece of meat and a pound of lettuce. Never been back. Fives for your funny foodfest though, alvin.
Paul Robinson - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
"Subway"? Not all that bad, BUT..."Quiznos" kicks the crap out of them...just WAY better...but 5's for your meaty parody sandwich here...but next time can you leave off the onions?
Larry Hensley - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
One time I was pukin' in the parkin' lot from a Subway sub. And at the Hootie and the Blowfish concert I went to, Jared was on the stage before the band! That was strange. Oh well, this parody rocked! 555's!
alvin rhodes - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks TT (nah, SHE hates subway, too) rex (lol) rick paul and larry (odd story)

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