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Song Parodies -> "Me & Dr. Jones"

Original Song Title:

"Me & Mrs. Jones"

Original Performer:

Billy Paul

Parody Song Title:

"Me & Dr. Jones"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

True story...
Me and Dr. Jones, we got a scam going on
We both know that it's wrong
But the benefits are too strong to stop filing now

We meet ev'ry Tuesday at the same facility
Three-thirty I know he'll be there
Healing hands, chiropractic plans
While he strings the insurance companies along

Me and Dr., Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones
got a scam going on
We both know that it's wrong
But I smoke his bong and feel better with a hot towel
Padding the bill is not too awful
Don't pay a co-pay, don't care why
Dr. J does the paperwork and I just sign
Me, me and Dr., Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones
got a scam going on
We both know that it's wrong
But he's so strong and my back feels improved, so I go

Room 1, the music's low

Some receiving and deceiving
It hurts so much, on the outside
But not a care on the inside
Next week we'll meet the same place, the same time
Me and Dr. Jones have an agreement
And we'll get high

... and then he closed shop, hit the road, gave no reason...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Larry Hensley - January 31, 2017 - Report this comment
Ah, finally the parody you mentioned you wanted to write. Amazing story, 5's
Callmelennie - February 01, 2017 - Report this comment
After a random encounter with a surgical robot that caused me to suffer a catastrophic loss of prostate tissue (lol), I was in dire need (still need) of the 'ol Blue Steel Pill ... And seeing as how my surgeon was the guy that caused my erectile nerves to go on permanent vacation with that cauterizing tool of his, I didn't need to ask him if a free sample of Viagra was right for me. He just assumed it!! ... Problem was, I was coming in for PSA follow ups every three months (I had a positive surgical margin) so I started getting charged for the Viag-pack. So Doc just changed the coding for my appointment to "ED counseling." And no one ever asked why I was coming in every three months for ED counseling ;-D
Rob Arndt - February 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! I miss Dr. Jones.

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