-> "I Could Just Murder A Stew"
Original Song Title:
"Love Really Hurts Without You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Could Just Murder A Stew"
The Lyrics
Meat's meant to be brown you're a fool and you've served without gravy
You're dishin' up a mash and meat pie I'm askin' you why
You don't give gravy to me?
Mash lumped in a pile
With no gravy it's vile, don't excite me
Your meals are hardly turning me on
Your recipe's wrong
The taste has caused a pain inside me
Gravy !
I could just murder a stew
Some mash and a dumpling or two
With a nice treacle tart
A mug of typhoo
Gravy !
I could just murder a stew
Mash and a dumpling or two
With a nice treacle tart
Oh what I would do for lamb stew..
Gravy?
Apple pie without cream and the meat's never lean - too much fat on..
You've been through every meal in my book, you just cannot cook
I'm sure you can't even read
Your meat and Veg pie
Is depressing and dry, never fancy
This really sucks, I'm out of my mind
The taste's made me blind,
And now I have a pain inside me
Gravy !
I could just murder a stew
Some mash and a dumpling or two
With a nice treacle tart
A mug of typhoo
Gravy...!
I could just murder a stew
Mash and a dumpling or two
With a nice treacle tart
Oh what I would do for lamb stew..
Gravy?
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