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Song Parodies -> "The Mutant Man"

Original Song Title:

"The Piano Man"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"The Mutant Man"

Parody Written by:

John_D

The Lyrics

Ever hear of the X-men?
Now Logan's got a weird skeleton,
it's made out of ad-man-ti-um!
OK, so there really is no such thing
But he wants to know where he's from.

Lie la lie diddy di
la lie da die
la dum.

Now Scott can't open his beady eyes,
Those optic blasts always escape.
So he wears those cool funky glasses, now
(It's better than wearing a cape).

Lie la lie diddy di
la lie da die
la dum.

Tell us the truth, you're the X-Men
They say you're mutants, ya think?
The Bugle wants you to go away
But, from your duty, don't shrink!

Lie la lie diddy di
la lie da die
la dum.

Professor X is that cueball guy
And he just SO knows your mind
Yesterday at the school
They couldn't play you no fool
What do they think? You are blind?

Lie la lie diddy di
la lie da die
la dum.

The Professor X and Magneto
They both used to be friends
But one day they changed sides
Just like Jekyll and Hyde
And that's where relationships end.

Lie la lie diddy di
la lie da die
la dum.

Tell us the truth, you're the X-Men
They say you're mutants, ya think?
The Bugle wants you to go away
But, from your duty, don't shrink!

Magneto thinks that a war will come
That's what our boy thinks is sure
But he sweats in his helmet
That gets his whole brain wet
At least his motives are pure.

Lie la lie diddy di
la lie da die
la dum.

Tell us the truth, you're the X-Men
They say you're mutants, ya think?
The Bugle wants you to go away
But, from your duty, don't shrink!
(C) 2003, JohnD (alright, and Duffy helped a lot, too)All Rights Reserved. Get it?!?

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Philly Boy - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
FUNNNNNNNNY!
Johnny D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody, John_D ! Allow me to introduce myself: I'm "Johnny D".......NOT your "doppelganger", however !

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