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Song Parodies -> "You're Always A-swimmin' In Pee"

Original Song Title:

"She's Always A Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"You're Always A-swimmin' In Pee"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

No more sex parodies, so get ready for LOTS AND LOTS of songs about pee (just kidding I hope)
Whether someone's back yard or inside at the Y,
There's always some kid who just lets it all fly
And it's many times worse if you're out in the sea
I know it sounds gross but you're always a-swimmin' in pee

You can check the pH and dump in the chlorine
You can put up a sign that says "Not A Latrine"
But the john's not located conveniently
It's cold now it's warm hey you're always a-swimmin' in pee

Oh, they drink cases of beer, they can wait all they want,
They got plenty of time
Oh, and they never get out, but they keep putting in
Till it's lemony lime

And they're fearless and bold cause they know no one's seein'
then they'll shamelessly cut one and laugh while they're peein'
You can serve 'em a urinal cake with their tea
But they won't take the hint so you're always a-swimmin' in pee

Oh, they just whizz on themselves, they can wait all they want,
They got plenty of time
Oh, and they never get out, but they keep putting in
It's the conswummate crime

They're the worst kind of slob as they make their own rule
Yes they do as they please into somebody's pool
So in the next life they'll come back as a tree
And then what we'll do, let the dogs sniff on you
So you'll always be swimmin' in pee

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Rick D - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Welcome back, Claude
Chuck Berry - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
"No more sex parodies, so get ready for LOTS AND LOTS of songs about pee"
I'm confused. Which is it, no more or lots more? Make up your mind, son.
Melhi - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Suggestions (assuming they haven't already been done:)

Piddle About -- to The Who's "Fiddle About"
When You P*ss Upon a Star (the Groupie song)
Think I'll Yellow This Snow -- Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Zip It Up, After You Go-Go -- Wake Me Up, Before You Go-Go
We've Gotta Pee -- Go-Gos "We've Got the Beat"
And
The Cleaning Woman's Lament to Keep on the Sunny Side
("Aim for the Johnny Cake, honey hit the Johnny Cake, please hit the Johnny Cake, for me.")

Nice job, btw.
Johnny D - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
And don't forget

Urine My Heart, Urine My Soul - You're In My Heart, You're In My Soul by Rod the Mod Steward

Johnny D - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
That's Stewart, not Steward, by the way...
Jeff Reuben - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I couldn't possibly pass up reading this one =)
Diva - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! Witty!
Johnny D - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
And another parody - "The Wiz" parody of "The Wiz"
Billy Florio - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I remember back in high school, some students did a pH test on the drinking water and found quite a bit of urine in it....
Meriadoc - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
"Lemony lime". ROTFL!
Rick D - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Can we all play? Whiz It/--Whip It----Yellow Snow Don't Eat/--Yellow Submarine---Tinkle Tinkle/---Tico, Tico--- Relief me/--Release Me----Autumn Leaks....Oh I give up!
Leah Lockhart - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
High fives to Claude "P." And while we're at it... how about Coldplay..."Yellow?"
Jay W - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't believe I've ever seen a urinal cake mentioned at this site. Nice job.
Claude Prez - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks all. And Chuck: Please tell me that's not where that "Go, Johnny, Go Go Go" phrase came from.
Michael Pacholek - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude: Disgusting, but a riot. And considering what Chuck Berry has done with some of his free time, you may be right about "Go, Johnny, Go." Rick: There is precedent. I did "Yellow Snow Regime" to "Yellow Submarine." I thought it was one of my best titles.

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