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Song Parodies -> "Nuclear Holocaust"

Original Song Title:

"Piano Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Nuclear Holocaust"

Parody Written by:

Vr_Trunks

The Lyrics

It's five o' clock on a city park
The people are having Picnics
There's a terrorist making evil plans
he is going to nuke everything...

He says, "soon you will hear a nice melody
It sounds like the "boom" of a bomb
But it's great you'll see
And you all will be here
Watching bodies melt and scream"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... ha ha ha ha ha ha... ha ha ha ha....

Ha ha ha ha, nuclear holocaust
save your seats for tonight
Well we're going to die before midnight...
Why don't we all just relax

Now pressing the button will finish all
Its horrible death for free
And he's going to finish us all at last
But there's someplace that he'd rather be...

He say's " I will die before all you do"
As the smile was growing on his face
"Well, i'm sure that I could be a politic,
i I just had studied like mom said"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... ha ha ha ha ha ha... ha ha ha ha....

Ha ha ha ha, nuclear holocaust
save your seats for tonight
Well we're going to die before midnight...
Why don't we all just relax

Now the presidents know of threatening
We hope they will protect the world
And they know what to do in this case
And probably will send some troops

And the SWAT finally found the terrorist
but he was found dead on a bed
Yes the bombs were sent and we can't do a thing
Now we'll all die sadly...

It's a pretty good day for a holocaust
And the people just sit and watch
Cause they know that it's going to happen anyway
So forget about life for a day...
And shouting sounds like a carnival
And the smoke smells like a beer
And they sit at the roofs to have a good view
And say "Goodbye world, we'll miss you.."

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