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Song Parodies -> "Malcolm's Back"

Original Song Title:

"Captain Jack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Malcolm's Back"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

Sorry to Malcolm, Royce, Merr-Pippen, and anyone else I might've offended with this, but it had to be said...
on amiright, but your just hangin around
havent submitted any new songs now
on that artist page you were way down
for a while

So you write very often there at whatfreaks
'cause you know that the songs there are not too clean
there you have so many parodies
wrote in style

Malcolm's back
writes here on amiright
and many new songs hes writing
Malcolm's back
inside this great great site
read some his songs, and youll be smiling

Suddenly he wrote so great
'stead of writing songs 'bout masterbate
hes gonna beat Tong soon, and he just cant wait
beat us all

so he writes more so often, 'bout this site's few girls
and about Royce Miller, who I think he likes the most
and Merr-Pippen, gender, we dont know
stumped us all

Malcolm's back
writes here on amiright
and many new songs hes writing
Malcolm's back
inside this great great site
read some his songs, and youll be smiling

Then he decides to write a parody
'bout Bill Tong and, its up at twenty-three
although he's cool, he does scare me
because

So he writes everyday, ah, but its not cool
'till he passes William and is past us too
Tonedef would write faster if not for school
write much more

Malcolm's back
writes here on amiright
and many new songs hes writing
Malcolm's back
inside this great great site
read some his songs, and youll be smiling

So you write 'bout albums, you think Royce is hot
want her your girlfriend, we're scared a lot
oh, but Merr-Pippin's gender we forgot
what went wrong?

and he writes so fast that it hurts your head
well its gonna take a while to get way ahead
hes prob'ly 21 and still his mother makes his bed
and thats just wrong

Malcolm's back
writes here on amiright
and many new songs hes writing
Malcolm's back
inside this great great site
read some his songs, and youll be smiling

Malcolm's back
writes here on amiright
and many new songs hes writing
Malcolm's back
inside this great great site
read some his songs, and youll be smiling
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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royce miller - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael, my comment is that this website is only as fun and interesting as we make it. The only thing I have a problem with is, if lyrics start to get too obscene. Malcolm is obviously driven to write stuff--but the rest of us have our contributions to make, also, and everything done up to this point (speaking for myself and I believe, others) has been only in fun, it's not reality; it's just people interacting on a website. We all have our own lives apart from this website. Keep on moving in your direction and doing the stuff you do so well.
Meriadoc - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Jumped around a bit, but it is an ambitious song to parody. Ah, if only Malcolm were 21! ;-) And Michael, please please please put the u back in 'masturbate'....
Mike Florio - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah, on closer examination today while reading it, I realized that 41 would go better in that context and be a lot funier...but its all a joke, like Royce said, I dont have anything against Malcolm...and by the way, you can thank Mr Leo for that mispelled word ;-)
Jonathan C. - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Does that make Mike a 'mastur' of his domain? ;-)

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