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Song Parodies -> "Banana Plan"

Original Song Title:

"Piano Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Banana Plan"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Welcome back to the Amiright Reunion Tour (Episode 3) this time hosted by Jeff Reuben with Billy Joel's April Fool's Day! Enjoy!
I'll wreck your walk with a plucked plantain
You're down on the ground and I'll grin
There's an old man... Plodding with a cane
Think it's time for that geezer to slip

He yell "Dude, You're a d*ckhead! I skinned my knee!"
I just made some nurse break her nose
Didn't land on her feet
Threw that fruit on the street
These guys can't take a simple joke!

Ha Ha Ha... Hee Hee... Ha Ha!
Ha Ha... Hee Hee... Haaaaaa... Duh-dunce!

Won't strike the gong on my banana plan!
They think it's wrong to slide
Gonna trample this food I tossed senselessly
Then watch them cuss as they collide

My mom has a scar since I left the rind
My comic high-jinks bring glee
Tripped some dope called the Pope
With each bite I might choke
Since I lost grace when he flips and screams

Take a spill cause these pranks are all thrillin' me!
They'll get wild and I'll banana split!
Immature and I'm sure you'll be seeing stars
Since I never knew when to quit!

Oh... Ha Ha Ha... Hee Hee... Ha Ha!
Ha Ha... Hee Hee... Haaaaaa... Duh-dunce!

My gags have A-PEEL, That you must admit
Since limes never gave you much strife
Their reaction is SPOTTY when I act a bit naughty
But they'll laugh when they stab their knives

When my waitress topples she will get a tip:
"More potassium helps prevent strokes"
She'll pour a scalding drink right onto my nips
I repeat: People can't take a joke!

Knocked down a throng with my banana plan
While on a jog, They've cried
When they stomp down their boot they'll all yell at me
I'm YELLOW and thus I must hide!

Call me KoKo the clown with my splattering
And there's more suckers down in this aisle
While on a shopping spree a whole bunch will be squeezed
I'll make my pregnant wife hit the tile

And my bananas are ripe for a carnival!
Like a chimpanzee I'll make them smear
Cop picks up a crowbar and knocks my jaw ajar
Guess he's mad since he busted his rear

Oh... Ha Ha Ha... Hee Hee... Ha Ha!
Ha Ha... Hee Hee... Haaaaaa... Duh-dunce!

Gonna get flogged from my banana plan
Cleaning my clock tonight!
Damn, You people are rude. It's no felony
When paraplegics take flight

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Peter Andersson - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
A whole song about littering in the streets - that's litter-ature Mr Man With The Plan!
JAB - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
There's a "plan" in "plantain." Plucking funny.
Peregrin - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
I laughed at the number of banana puns you managed to squeeze (ewww) in there, Matty. For some reason, the concept of knocking down a whole throng made me chuckle the most. I think it was that the dastardly intent of the author knew no limits!
Claude Prez - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Loved the puns too, but impressed by some of the clever subs as well - "yell at me" for melody was a standout. Funny stuff!
Stuart McArthur - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
I love this one Matty - you had me at plucked plantain. Loved the A-PEEL pun too. I must say though that if that's your goto April Fools prank, and people, including the Pope, are still slipping after all these years, then the onus of blame is entirely with them. Banana plan away I say - 555
Agrimorfee - April 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Epic pranksterism! Wish I could say more...My Danny phone keeps picking up SPAM from this site. Hurrying my typing...

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