-> "Kazoo Guy (revision)"
Original Song Title:
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Kazoo Guy (revision)"
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
My fans have all gathered tonight
There's a stinky old drunk sitting next to me
Defiling a longneck Bud Light
He says, "Mublah gah wah fugga nuhmuhba
Nubluh ma na shooshee foon."
Then he mumbles some more
And he pukes on the floor
So I get up and play him a tune
"Crap!" they all say, "It's that Kazoo Guy!
How did that bum get in here?
We’re all in the mood for a felony
So let's shove that thing up his rear!"
Now John in the john is a friend of mine
He gave my first fix for free
And he’s good for a toke
Or a quick line of coke
But there’s something that he needs from me
He says “Claude, the kazoo stuff is fine with me”
As the smile ran away from his face
“But I really can’t stand f*#@ing Billy Joel
Do NOT play that sh*t in this place”
Oh, (kazoo starts playing la de da part)
***” Motherf%#@er! WHAT did I JUST say?!?”***
*** Comical sounds of kazoo-related violence***
Now Wally’s a nuclear physicist
Who doesn’t have time for this crap
Cause he’s got cash for Mabel,
Who’s under the table
She’ll probably give him the clap
And some old guys are muttering gibberish
About wearing a younger man’s clothes
And a younger man whines
“Hey guys those clothes are mine --
U totally triggered me, bros”
Get the hell out you Kazoo Guy!
Your song has already been sung
We’re pretty sure it’s not a felony
To shove that kazoo up your bung!
So my fans are all gathering round me
And the bouncer has picked up a bat
And I know it's my face
That they want to replace
with something a little more flat
And the kazoo, it sounds just like a carnival!
If you plug up your ears and pretend!
And they sit at the bar
And put bread in my jar!
I sure wish they’d put money instead!
Get lost right now you Kazoo Guy!
You better get out of here fast
We’ll find out if it is a felony
To shove that kazoo up your ass!
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