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Song Parodies -> "Fly Life"

Original Song Title:

"My Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Fly Life"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Heard a buzz in my right ear,
Near sleepin', I'm real close
Flip an instinctive finger to shoo it away..
Off he soars through the house,
Comes back, landing on my bedpost..
Stares at me with a sneer, rascal's fixin' to play

I don't need no damn fly buggin' me on a hot...night,
I don't want Vinnie Price here, invadin' my home
It won't be very long till it's over, his fly....life
If he don't want it shorter, he'll leave me alone..

Nobody said I had to offer him a second chance
Or said how long I must put up with his six leg dance
He don't belong, his ass is wrong
He'd better change his sport
I'm not his airport..

If he values his wings, he won't mess with my ear space
Since my di-vorce I don't sleep with nobody else..
Better sooner, than later, should head for his own place
Either way it's okay, swatter's here on the shelf...

I don't need no damn fly buggin' me on a hot...night
I don't like Jeff Goldblum, here, invadin' my home
It can't be very long till it's over, his fly...life
If he don't want it shorter, he'll leave me alone

Nobody said I had to offer him a second chance
Or said how long I had to endure his six leg dance
He don't belong, his ass is wrong
He'd better change his sport
I'm not his airport.

It can't be very long till it's over, his fly life
If he don't want it shorter, he'll leave me alone..
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If he don't want it shorter, he'll leave me alone...

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Patrick - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
It's going to be that time of year again soon. Got the spray can handy. Just saw the Vincent Price movie on the oldies channel last week.
Kristof Robertson - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey AFW, me ol' mucker....loved this. Reminds me of the old days back in Oz, when those little bass turds were a constant annoyance. Fives, naturally.
TJC - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Fun-n-flighty, always great story telling! BTW, Did you consider a swat team?
AFW - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
@ Patrick..Yup, ya' just can't beat the old flicks...Thanks for dropping by @Kristof, Thanks, Ol' Chum..I guess like Quentin T. says, "They are inglorious".. @ TJC, and thanks to you, Ol' Friend...Swat Team...love it! Too bad I didn't think of it, would've made a good ending for this..
Jonathan - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Pretty Fly Says This White Guy! 5's
AFW - March 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks for stopping by and voting, Jonathan
Dee Range - March 25, 2015 - Report this comment
LMAO! Wonderful as usual, AFW. I need to pop in more often, because I miss the masterful stuff displayed here
AFW - March 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey, Dee...great to have you drop by...long time no see....we need more of our old crowd to return and help wipe out these parody terrorists
??? - March 26, 2015 - Report this comment
what the heck are parody terrorists and what are their demands?!?

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