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Song Parodies -> "I Pirate When I'm On Kazaa"

Original Song Title:

"Just The Way You Are"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"I Pirate When I'm On Kazaa"

Parody Written by:

Album Cornix

The Lyrics

Okay, because everyone pronounces it differently, for this parody, let's just all say "Ka-Zaah" NOT "KAZz-a" (so it replaces with "you are" in the chorus)
Don't go buyin',
It doesn't phase me.
I never owned this stuff before. (mmmmm)
I don't imagine,
this illegal feeling,
will make me not get anymore.

i would not pay that!
it's too much trouble.
it's easy to get it real fast. (mmmmm)
i dodge the court fines.
and download every times,
I pirate when I'm on Kazaa!

they've got everything - it's always free!
full games and CD's too.
ohh, what will I take? you know it's all for me!
I'm hiding from badges in blue

I know it's all true.
download forever.
I should have known from the start. (mmmm)
I'll be in gaol soon.
cuffed and teathered.
Why did I pirate from Kazaa?

(sax solo)

Ahhh, now they want some compensation!
Now I'm gonna have to work hard. (mmmmm)
I just wanted software, now I'm in Cell 2!
Why did I pirate from Kazaa? Ahhhhh..ahhhhh...ahhhhh! Oh!

(sax solo to fade)

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