-> "A Bacon Fan"
Original Song Title:
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"A Bacon Fan"
It’s time right now for my morning plans,
My frying pan’s sizzelin’
With that cured meat, cooking just for me,
Bacon love, for my sandwich again....
You see, bacon is etched in my memory,
That smell climbing right up my nose
Now my bun is grilled sweet, and with eggs it’s complete
Except for some melted cheese rows...
Ooo yum yum here it comes…
Here it comes… ooo yum yum yum...
Feed me right now, I’m a bacon fan
B L T’s every night
And as I wrap all my shrimp with a bacon strip.
My food tastes like heaven, that’s right...
Now filet mignon is a steak so fine,
With bacon, it’s flavor exceeds
And that flavor awoke on my burger, no joke,
Just add bacon and you will all see...
Salad thrills, this topping is calling me
Bacon bits, the mainstay I embrace
That’s all that I want from this salad bar,
Get this lettuce out of my face...
Ooo yum yum here it comes
here it comes, ooo yum yum yum...
My quiche is so bacon filled, can’t be missed
Who’s now in the mood for a slice?
I put bacon in gravy, for meatloaf I’m saying
Tastes great with some bacon stuffed rice...
And the grease I will use for spaghetti sauce
As my bacon craft finely gets honed
They try changing my views to unhealthiness,
But I’m here wearing bacon cologne...
Living my life as a bacon fan,
Topped on my pizza, that’s right
And if you’ve never had it in brownies then,
Come over for dessert tonight....
It’s a really good taste in my Mac and Cheese
And the wrapped scallops generates smiles,
Cause it’s those bacon needs they’ll be craving, you see,
And changing their views for a while...
And the menus become much more bacon full,
Bacon ice cream cones, hit of the year,
And now bacon creams are, spread on bread from a jar,
Today plan, to enjoy bacon here....
Ooo yum yum, it’s so yum
it’s so yum, ooo yum yum yum....
Sing out real loud, you’re a bacon fan,
Wrap up some shrimp tonight
Now, we don’t have to wait for a holiday,
Just serve up some bacon tonight……
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