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Song Parodies -> "That Bastard Bully Named Sid"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad Of Billy The Kid"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"That Bastard Bully Named Sid"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Never seen Toy Story? Well, Now you don't need to!
He’s got us toys freaked out in Andy’s Bedroom
Sid’s a boy with dynamite in his hand
That’s why in here we hide
And never set foot outside
We’d be dead cause this kid is bad

Life was fine until Andy’s Birthday Party
In a closet is where Buzz Lightyear hid
I’m enraged “You can’t fly!”
Such a charmer and so spry
I let him meet that Bully named Sid

These toys ganged up on, Me, Woody
I knocked Buzz out a window
It was an accident and I didn’t mean to maim
Potato Head said “Scrap him for parts!”
Soon they all beat me to the bone
Then his cowboy knew this spaceman needed saved

Well, I hitched a ride with Andy to the gas station
That’s where Buzz Lightyear seemed to track me down
Fought till from the van we fell
And that’s when life went to Hell
Shipped to Pizza Planet with a frown

(Piano Interlude with Little Green Men and The Claw)

From in the Claw Game that douche-bag captured Woody
And caught Buzz so “Let’s have fun” said Sid
We knew danger we were in
When Spud chomped that alien
Now we were hangin’ with Bully named Sid

All the toys in here were scary
It was like the Twilight Zone
And quite soon a huge rocket in the mail came
“Send a Spaceman into Orbit”
Or watch him just explode
This would be a big thrill or Buzz would be flames

With these freaks like that robot baby we planned
To save Buzz with a rocket on his back
We may have scarred Sid for life
But he’s done with all that strife
Became alive to stop his evil plan

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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Porfle Popnecker - July 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Good parody, wish I'd seen Toy Story more recently.
Agrimorfee - July 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Well done synopsis, not much else to say here...somewhere I read that Sid is the garbageman in Toy Story 3.
Rex - July 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Makes me want to go watch Toy Story again.
Max Power - July 15, 2012 - Report this comment
I wonder if Sid still remembers the trauma that Woody gave him. Now that he grew up to be a garbage man, I wonder if some toys he picked up gave him a reminder.
bobpiecheese - July 17, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Excellent summary of Toy Story ( or at least the latter half of the film wherein Sid was involved). I didn't understand the line "Then his cowboy knew this spaceman needed saved". I got the gist, but the grammar is all kinds of broken, and I thought this was in first person. Still, 555!
Jeff Reuben - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
After seeing Toy Story 3 58 times in the last week (my daughter got hooked when it was on Encore), it's nice to see a parody about the original. Nice job!
Below Average Dave - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
How dare you suggest people don't need to see Toy Story. . .Let me say this, I had quite a bit of trouble following this in spots, You changed up the rhyme scheme a bit too much for me to follow clearly. Also, someone may or may not have pointed it out already, but this was grammatically difficult at spots which would not flow well if sang. Good idea, just structure could have been stronger, sorry buddy.
Glen S - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice chronicle of the first and best movie. I especially enjoyed 'We knew danger we were in When Spud chomped that alien'

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