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Song Parodies -> "Vegan Man"

Original Song Title:

"Piano Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Vegan Man"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday.
The regular crowd shuffles out.
Theres an old vegan sitting next to me
making love to his alfalfa sprouts.
He says son please eat some with me.
There's nothing like seeds that grow.
They're rad and they're sweet
and help to keep you lean,
fitting perfectly in your clothes.

Serve us a meal, Mister Vegan man.
Serve us a meal tonight.
Well we're all in the mood
for some good vegan food
and you've got us feeling alright.

Now Josh at the bar he's a friend of mine,
gets me wheatgrass shots for free.
He's defends us from mokes
and he doesn't smoke
and there's no place that he'd rather be.
He says Marty, i believe raw food is saving me
as the smile broadened on his face.
Now i'm sure that I could be a groovy star
since i left that meat-ridden space.

Serve us a meal, Mister Vegan man.
Serve us a meal tonight.
Well we're all in the mood
for some good vegan food
and you've got us feeling alright.

Now Todd is an incontinent urologist
whose diet doesn't let him pee right.
And he's talking with Davy
who's addicted to gravy
made with animal fat by his wife.
The waitress is practicing colonics
as the businessmen quickly get toned.
Yes they're sharing a drink made with watercress
which helps them prevent kidney stones.

Serve us a meal, Mister Vegan man.
Serve us a meal tonight.
Well we're all in the mood
for some good vegan food
and you've got us feeling alright.

It's a pretty healthy crowd for a Saturday
and my partner gives me a smile.
'cause he knows that its we
they've been coming to see
to forget their meat life for a while.
The accordion sounds like a carnival
and the tambourine smells like a beer
and they drop their dinars in the vegenaise jar
and say guys, we're so glad that you're here

Serve us a meal, Mister Vegan man.
Serve us a meal tonight.
Well we're all in the mood
for some good vegan food
and you've got us feeling alright.

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Porfle Popnecker - April 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice one. Not quite as preachy as usual!
vegan minstrel - May 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Song posted karaoke style at bit.ly/vegan-man
Tony - October 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Billy Joel us rolling over in his grave right now... which he entered after he killed himself while reading this parody. I'm not against or for your message but kinda forced. And there is no reason to change piano and microphone to accordion and tambourine. Unless of course your wanting to keep the rhyme the exact same and go for non bar feel.

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