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Song Parodies -> "I Love Your Jugs The Way They Are"

Original Song Title:

"Just The Way You Are"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Your Jugs The Way They Are"

Parody Written by:

Wendy Christopher

The Lyrics

I'm not a guy (you probably guessed that already) but this is written from a guy's point of view. It uses a few British slang terms, and it's not exactly one of my best efforts, but.... well, it's amazing what trips your brain will take on a rainy afternoon...!
Double J’s make me kind of queasy
You let them down, they reach the floor
Don’t do sandbags, I like your billiards
Why can’t you see that less is more?

There’s too much cleavage with giant bubbles
That look like eyeballs in a jar
Unbook the boob job; don’t fake your bap size
I’ll take your jugs the way they are

So don't try to plump your cushions
Inflate those bubbas up with air
Or bore yourself with aerobic sessions
That claim to melon up your pair

And don’t call every con-man surgeon
And let him fix you like a car
I just want fun-bumps, not ‘eye-ful’ towers
I want your jugs the way they are

You need to know just where the floor will be
It’s safer running if you do
Whopping your face with boobs just leaping free
Will make your eyes all black and blue

Thought chicken fillets were just for dinner
Not squishy gel bags in your bra
They couldn’t stuff you any better
I love your jugs the way they are

I don’t want zepp’lins on my face now
‘Cos udders aren’t my cup of char
It hurts to jump, hun, and when you walk too
So leave your jugs the way they are

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Old Man Ribber - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Wendy - Not one of your best efforts? Only a "boob" would agree...lol! This is the breast...er, BEST parody I've seen in a long time. ;D
Robbie Roo - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Blinking funny, and I'm just starting to write one about Boobs myself....! Fab pacing, and as I've just received a music book of Billy Joel songs ready to practice on the keyboard, I think I will be singing some different words now....!
Tommy Turtle - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Join the club! This (alleged) male agrees wholeHEARTedly! -- have said so many times, and mean it!

""Fake Knockers" http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/shirleybassey13.shtml
"Itty Bitty Ti**y One" http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/thurstonharris0.shtml
"Let T*t Be": "http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thebeatles65.shtml"
"The Wonderbra": http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/dion45.shtml
"This Girl Is A Human Cow" http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/garypucketttheuniongap6.shtml (might seem "pro-", but it's satirical)
"New Bust Was Deployed" http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/hermanshermits182.shtml
(titto -- er, "ditto" above comment)

Won't plug a couple written in apparent "support" (heh!), but if you have too much time on hyour hands, check this writer's page for "Bust Op", "Copping A Feel On Heather", and "No Bra, Eh?".

Typically udderly-self-centered way of greeting a writer I'd not seen before -- much to my *very great* loss, apparently; a mistake that will *not* be repeated, any day there's AIRtime. 555+++, and Cheers!
Ghost of Bob Hope - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Wendy, thanks for the mammaries! 555
TJC - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Due to limitations imposed by Chucky G, my vote of fifteen must, perforce, stand-in for 'out-standing'!
Peregrin - February 12, 2011 - Report this comment
I busted out laughing, I thought this was great :)
agrimorfee - February 13, 2011 - Report this comment
She's a size 555!
Wendy Christopher - February 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Wow, many thanks for all the wonderful comments, everyone!
I checked out your Author's Page Tommy - lordy, you've done hundreds of parodies! I can see I have a long way to go just yet.... I checked out some of your recommendations too, along with some others that caught my eye - there's some quality work in there for sure :^)

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