It's Saturday night on ABC
"Wheel" regulars are all tuned in.
I'm an old man standing at the wheel
Planning how to spend all that I win.

Tom on my right is a know-it-all.
Elaine on my left worships Pat's name.
But I need victory and a Jeep Cherokee,
So I hope I can win at this game.

Give us a vowel, if you would, Vanna, please,
Give us a vowel, Miss White,
For we all want to solve this word mystery
And win the big Fortune tonight!

Now Pat at the mike is a friend to all,
He's a hero in my eyes.
And he's quick with a pun and he keeps the show fun,
But he'll never win the Nobel Prize!

Yes, Pat is a Dan Quayle look-a-like
Whose wit cuts like a dull butter knife,
And he knows that Vanna's the show's top banana
And probably will be for life.

Now, we know that web site's the category,
Because the word ends in "dot-com"
Thanks to three letters identified
By my archenemy Tom.

But Tom misses with "S" and I spin the wheel
For one hundred dollars, I guess letter "T."
As Vanna turns over tile number eight,
I consider my next strategy.

Bla... Blank-M-Blank Blank Blank
Blank Blank T-Dot-C-O-M

Give me a vowel, if you would, Vanna, please,
Give me the "A," Miss White,
For I've got to solve this word mystery
Before the wise guy on my right!

I should have a clue when "A" fills the first space,
Only five more blanks left to fill in.
But as hard as I try, I'm I afraid I might die
When I find "Bankrupt" on my next spin.

"I'd like to solve the puzzle now, Pat,"
Says Tom, after "Lose a Turn" gets Elaine.
He says "Amiright.com!" and as Pat salutes Tom
All my hopes disappear down the drain.

I had not heard of this web site and so
I ask, "What does this site signify?"
While Tom shows his disdain for my obsolete brain,
Pat gives me his patient reply:

"If you like songs, unenlightened man,
If you like humor with bite,
Then you're in the mood for a parody
So check out this clever web site!"