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Song Parodies -> "She's Always A Lemon"

Original Song Title:

"She's Always A Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"She's Always A Lemon"

Parody Written by:

The AmIRighteous Brothers

The Lyrics

OS can be found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4IBSnK8bY
She can thrill for a while
When she's tuned up to fly
And her fluids aren't baked, and her tank isn't dry
When her tranny is sealed and her gaskets don't bleed
She rides tight and wild
But she's always a lemon to me

She can breed true mistrust
She can fake and deceive, too
She can act so uncouth
And forever mislead
And she'll shake and she'll shiver and clunk spastic'ly
Yeah, she squeals and she squeaks
For she's always a lemon to me

Oh, her brakes wear and they smell
Weak and late in response
And her pedals sure bind
Oh, and I'd better watch out
As she skitters and spins
With the strangest of whines

And I vomit and snort
When she's dartin' and weavin'
As she recklessly cuts through
The traffic, I'm heavin'
And I cling in distress
As we burst through some trees
Lamely calling for help
'Cause she's always a lemon to me

Mhmm....

Oh, and it's scary as Hell
And my fate's in her hands
She's unsteady and grinds
Oh, as she quivers and spouts
And delivers chagrin
Rearranging my spine

She is freakin' my mind
As she shudders and drools
Leakin' goo as she wheezes
She's so oddly cruel
And she has me conflicted
Disturbin' my ease
With the grossness she spews
As she rattles and slews
Yes, she's always a lemon to me

Mhmm....

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Patrick - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like my "Bankbreak Chrysler". Nice rendition of a Billy Joel song. Women and Cars being equally troublesome.
Andria - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I've owned all too many cars in this kind of condition in my time, since I always bought the cheapest running car I could afford (often formerly abandoned cars from police impound auctions), then ran them into the ground. I enjoy these junk-car parodies as much as my former junkers caused frustration, and 5s straight across for pacing, humor, overall and making an OS that's too much like an overly long 80s Geritol commercial funny.
Old Man Ribber - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Look on the bright side. You could have a Chevy Vega. 5-5-5 MPG! ;D
NorCALvotress - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Old Cowboy trick: when on the Blink, just ~Kick it into NEUTRAL~, Sir ! . . Oh, I wonder why our wizards of Transportation do NOT inform the Citizenry of this plain, simple fact ?! ? !
Christie Marie M - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
That reminds me of this Matilda movie when Miss Trunchbull buys a "lemon" from Mr. Wormwood, Matilda's dad's used car store! Now THAT'S a lemon! Anyways, great take on the parody and this car you owned is one sour lemon, and I don't mean the ones you buy from farmer markets! Here's $555 for auto insurance!
Phil Nelson - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
This parody ran well
timmy1k - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
a true love/hate relationship
2Eagle - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Your piece of ---- car may be a lemon, but this parody isn't.
Warren Baker - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Very effective. Excellent!

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