-> "Tony The Hood Died Young"
Original Song Title:
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Tony The Hood Died Young"
Come on young Tony, making me wait
You freakin' big dirtball, you ain't paid
Oh, but sooner or later I'll set your ass straight
Incite and then you'll be done
Well I told you 'bout Fat Lou, told you the way
But then you got simple and mocked Lou, no pay
Oh, but I'm here to tell you it's judgement day
You sh!t, you can't hide for long.....
Tony the hood hides, stung
'Fraid he'll be dead
Tony the hood, tied tongue
Tony the hood buys guns
His fright was stirred by some wise-guy, came with his crowd
He played them sh!tty, they'll lay him down
He don't be laughing a bit right now
Oh, and they came to hurt someone
So look out, young Tony, Joe kicks your spine
Cough up the money or thrown in the brine
Your slain ass, certain that we'll never find
Guido throws in a pun.....
Snarling, "Tony the hood flied, flung"
No dough; slow, so throw
I tell you Tony the hood cried, clung
Tony the hood, guy's done
You made a nice fat bet and a parlay on a combination
Ooo, with the cash you stole
Hmm, but the missed field goal
So young Tony, you couldn't give 'em quite enough compensation
You had to count on three
But kicker missed it and no penalty
Oh, no, no
They say there's a hitman for those who are late
Non-paying bettors get turned into bait
He's gonna swim with the fishes and die in restraints
The fishes will have some fun....
You know with Tony the hood, guy's dumb
Whoa, whoa, crazy
I tell you, Tony the hood died young
Tony the hood, guy's dumb
Let's say four others hold you while the big guy hits you with a combination
Ah, you're lucky, spared, you see
Somebody must've said a prayer for thee
Pay out, pay out, don't be like Tony, don't end up bait
You cross a slick firm makes 'em irate
Sooner or later they won't let you skate
Then might as well say you're done.....
Just like that Tony the hood: die young
I tell you, crazy
You know that Tony the hood lied, hung
Tony the hood tied, strung
Tony the hood
Tony the hood tried, swung
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