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Song Parodies -> "Little Big Shot"

Original Song Title:

"Big Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Little Big Shot"

Parody Written by:

Charles Hunt

The Lyrics

Inspired by a 6 year old Virginia kid who stole his parents car after missing the school bus
Well, you went for a drive in our Ford Taurus
In your brand new fancy school clothes
You could hardly reach the pedals
and the steering wheel barely came up to your nose
Ooh, I didn't wake up this morning
Cause I was so damn tired
And my eyes were too bloodshot to see
That our car was gone from the driveway
and so were you and the keys



Because you had to be a little big shot, didn't cha
You just had to miss the bus
You had to be a little big shot, didn't cha
All our friends are now talking about us
You had to get to school yeah right
but you got pulled by a blue light
You had to be a little big shot that's right




And the cops were all impressed with your driving progress
That you learned from a video game
But they're throwing us in jail
saying that we're the ones to blame
But now you just don't remember
All the things you said
And you're not sure that you want to know
I'll give you one hint, young man
You sure did put on a show


Yes, yes, you had to be a little big shot, didn't cha
You had to prove it to the crowd
You had to be a little big shot, didn't cha
All your friends were trippin' out
You had to have the front page, bold type
You had to be a little big shot
playing Grand Theft Auto last night, Oh oh



Well, it's no big sin to be tardy again
And you should've left the keys alone
But you went over the line
When you could've just stayed at home
No, no, no, no, no, no

You had to be a little big shot, didn't cha
You had to get behind the wheel
You had to be a little big shot, didn't cha
Our car you just had to steal
You had to be a showoff last night
No video games for you tonight
You had to be a little big shot that's right

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Andria - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, and I think that the parents of that little boy deserved to go to jail because they let their 6-year-old play "Grand Theft Auto". I've played various games from that series before, and it's definitely not for small children. 5s.
Jack Wilson - January 17, 2009 - Report this comment
You know I loved this, submti more parodies here, and check out mine and everyone else's! Welcome!

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