-> "Enter Star Fox"
Original Song Title:
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Enter Star Fox"
The Lylat System was suffering
Was in fairly bad shape
It was under attack by some Fighter Ships
That were led by a mutated ape
And then who should arrive but the Star Fox team?
They blasted the bad guys to dust.
Oh, and then they were praised and their salaries raised
Ah, and they proved they’re skilled and robust.
(Instead of dum, dums) Their Arwings are sturdy, but
they need constant repair and so…
Zip through the rings, you’re the Star Fox clan
Zoom through the rings mid-flight
Because Andross is gonna rebutle now
And he’s got Team Star Fox in sight.
Now, Star Fox’s rivals are talented
Their ships match the Arwings’ finesse
And the Landmaster rolls and the sub’s got controls
that helped with Team Star Fox’s success
and the Smart Bombs return just as powerful
and the Arwings can u-turn just fine
Ah, and Slippy gets hit much and Peppy
Says things such as “barrel roll” or “watch for that mine”
Falco clears Fox a passage
So Fox can get through
Now, Venom’s a dangerous area.
A desolate wasteland you see.
It’s the central location, of Andross’ nation.
Where he fights Fox by spitting debris.
Oh, and Andross attacks so predictably
‘Cause he swipes with one hand at a time
Fire shots at the palms and launch several smart bombs
To rid all of the traces of grime.
Oh, whiz through the rings, you’re the Star Fox clan
Surge through those rings mid-flight
Because Andross has just detonated now
And the outlook looks really bright
Oh, The years have gone by and the action’s down
But a new danger slowly is spawned.
Well, Krystal’s imprisoned, cause Andross has risen
By using Star Fox as a pawn.
Oh, and Falco went solo awhile ago
And now Fox has to travel on foot
And to complete their mission
And gain their commision
The Krazoa they first must put
Falco came back too
Oh, whoosh through the rings, you’re the Star Fox clan
Speed through those rings mid-flight
‘Cause the Aparoid race is invading now.
And you’ll need the whole team to fight.
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