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Song Parodies -> "The Entertainer"

Original Song Title:

"The Entertainer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"The Entertainer"

Parody Written by:

Skisics Surus

The Lyrics

Bush is the right's dictator and we know just where he stands
Another hard right winger and another disgraced man
Today he is Tom's champion, he may have won his heart
But we know the game, will know who to blame
And he won't be here in four more years
Unless he makes theft an art

Bush is the right's dictator and we'll make him pay a price
The things he does not know at first
He asks for Dicks advice
But trouble now will haunt him, Trent Lott wants his say
So he'll learn to stamp the conservative stands
And he'll rub his neck and write Lott a blank check
And Trent goes his merry way

Bush is the right's dictator, he brings out all their wrongs
He'd like to nap a day or two 'cause his thoughts aren't that long
He runs up high expenses, won't need to hold the line
Got to get those fees to his best buddies
And he'd love to stay but there's bills to pay
So he just don't have the time

Bush is the right's dictator, he sure puts on a show
You've misheard his poor record, spun on the radio
Will take four years to wreck us, will be the worst years of our lives
If you believe his shit, will see another deficit
'Cause they just cut taxes for rich guys

Bush is the right's dictator, idiot of the age
He makes all kinds of money when he goes on the stage
You see him in the papers, he's been in the magazines
But when he goes cold, find his act is old
We'll put him out of office, he won't come back
Just another dunce of means

Bush is the right's dictator and we know just where he stands
Another hard right winger and another disgraced man
Today he is Tom's champion, he may have won his heart
But we know the game, will know who to blame
And he won't be here in four more years
Unless he makes theft an art

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