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Song Parodies -> "She's More Than Just Rubber To Me"

Original Song Title:

"She's Always A Woman To Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"She's More Than Just Rubber To Me"

Parody Written by:

renaldo58

The Lyrics

I read about a movie, think it's called "Lars And The Real Girl" with Ryan Gosling. It's about a boy and his...well let's just say she's a real doll.

Took her out of her box, like a crackerjack prize
Then I almost passed out filling her up to size
She was marked down to sell, a cheap date don't you see
She doesn't beguile but she's more than just rubber to me

She just an airhead, when she's not you can fold her
She can feel like a booth or cab seat when you hold her
And she won't max the VISA on some shopping spree
She's a cushioned whoopee and she's more than just rubber to me

Ohhh...She might not look herself
She can sometimes seem gaunt
It's just low psi
Ohhh... and she never wears out
And she never seems dull
ArmourAll makes her shine

And she won't withhold lovin' when you're being stupid
She can withstand dutch ovens as farts get real putrid
And she'll never suggest you're not first: thirty three!
Framed her ad on the wall 'cause she's more than just rubber to me

(Humming break)

Ohhhh... in the car by my side
Carpool lane we can ride
I'm no longer delayed
Ohhh... and sometimes we go out
Helium fills her spout
Then we crash a parade

And by very design she can float in the pool
Give waterwing squeezes, a paddling fool
But from too much mad thrashing her valve opened free
Out of view as she flew
My canoodling canoe
Think I voided her slim warranty

(More humming)

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John Barry - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Real good.
Smeg And The Heads - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
This is really funny! 5s
unKnownVoter - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir . . too much "mad thrashing" might sometimes kill the dame!!
Invisible Boy - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny and well done.
Red Ant - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
This is awesome.
Stan Hall - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Every bit as amusing as the movie you mention, and nearly as poignant. :-)
renaldo - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks John, Smeg, unKnownVoter, Invisible Boy, Red Ant, and Stan. I haven't seen the movie but it's in my "save" queue at Netflix.
Meriadoc - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
This was hilarious. Good lines all the way thru, but I particularly liked line 2!
PMS - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked this especially the "Armour All" line.
renaldo - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Merry and PMS.
Peregrin - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Wonderful! What a great read. Good job renaldo.
alvin - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
hilarious yet strangely touching at the same time...love the ending
renaldo - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Pippin and alvin.

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