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Song Parodies -> "72 Virgins Yeah"

Original Song Title:

"Only The Good Die Young"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"72 Virgins Yeah"

Parody Written by:

Koldkanuck

The Lyrics

72 virgins yeah

Come out Gayatra, don't hesitate
You Islamic girls start way too late
Aw But sooner or later it comes down to fate
You might as well git r done

Well, They showed you a statue of allah, told you to pray
Facing the north but that ain't no way
Aw, but they never told you the price that you'd have to pay
For things that you might git done.....
Only the Mujahadine die young
Thats what i said
Only the Mujahadine die young
Only the Mujahadine die young

You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Aw But that fatwa never hurt no one

So come on gayatra show me a sign
Send up a signal I'll throw you the mine
The blood stained curtain you're hiding behind
Never lets in the sun
Darlin' only the Mujahadine die young
Woah
I tell ya
Only the Mujahadine die young
Only the Mujahadine die young

You got a nice white dress and the yasmac that you're wearin'
You got a brand new soul
Mmmm, And a Phurpa of gold
But gayatra they didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't count on me
When you were reading your qu'ran
(oh woah woah)

They say there's seventy- two virgins for those who can't wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the winners than cry with the ain'ts
deflowering virgins one by one ...

You know that only the Mujahadine die young
Oh woah baby
I tell ya
Only the Mujahadine die young,
Only the Mujahadine die young

You say Shaykh Shadhili told you all that I could give you was a reputation
Aww he never cared for me
But did he ever say a prayer for me? oh woah woah

Come out come out come out Gayatra dont make me wait,
You Islamic girls start much too late
Sooner or later it comes down to fate
You might as well git r done,
You know that only the Mujahadine die young

I'm telling you baby
You know that only the Mujahadine die young
Only the Mujahadine die young
Only the Mujaaaahadine
Only the Mujaaaahadine die young
Only the Mujaaaahadine
Only the Mujahadine die young
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo...

(Only the Mujahadine die young)
(Only the Mujahadine die young

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 9

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Steve K. - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Quite a few pacing problems, especially in the chorus, make this difficult to sing. For example, "good" = 1 syllable, while "mujahadine" = 4 syllables. There is also no such thing as a statue of allah, since Islam strictly forbids any image of him.
Agrimorfee - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, the extra "the" kills the pacing. In spite of that and the image of Allah gaffe (which could be interpreted as the singer's ironic ignorance instead of the writer's ignorance :;), this was pretty good. h2a
Sheik Djibouti - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Bismillah! NO! Every peoples knows that is no such things of statchews of allah. I don't wish to dirt my eyes to reading this. Praying times is always times to pray east not for the pointing of north for praying for allah. And you should have been to using Aqsa instead use of the mujhadine. El Aqsa peoples have statistics for them die very much younger than mujhadine. If you lift in mine country every peoples would cuts off your mouse and keyboard devices for these pacing and culture infractions. allah aqbar - salome.
koldkanuck - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
A parody infers comical/comedy it dosen't have to be historically correct. allah aqbar salami/ get a grip Probably no staues because he is a made up entity.
koldkanuck - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Allah was the name given by Pagan Arabs to one of their 360 idols that were in the Ka'ba in Mecca and the statue Allah was regarded as the best deity of the 360. Muhammad prophet destroyed all the other statues but Allah he did not destroy and left alone.
koldkanuck - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Parody is closely related to satire and is often used in conjunction with it to make social and political points. I thought this was just for fun ,this changes things a bit allah & sheik djbouti
koldkanuck - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
It tells you right here 'Facing the north but that ain't no way' everyone knows they pray southeast! lol
dp vd - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
The Prophet says : "Acts are determined by their intentionality". And thus saying is at the basis of the follo­wing theological ride: "Everything depends on the purpose it is used for. Parody is for the purpose of humor No sense of humor stay off this humor based site.
Sheik Djibouti - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Lighten up already KK.. Satire can also be found within the comments sections which this is obviously satirical in nature. Sorry if it came off the wrong way. I do a lot of this and even to my own parodies. I actually liked your parody and voted it 5s. Stay cool my bard, stay cool.
Church Lady - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Allah is not a made up entity. I'm thinking that he could be, er ah, maybeeeee ah SATAN!!!
Nelson Muntz - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
HA HA
Father Guido Sarducci - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey - why canna we just get along with a the other religions. We could a invite dem all over to a my church on a Wednesday and maka money the old fashion way. We can play a bingo. No a body is a gonna care about no statues or stuffa like a that when a they are a playing bingo. Ciao see you onna Wednesday.
Bart Simpson - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Get bent!
Joe Haynes - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
To be followed up by Here Comes Fatwa Claus. Good Job.
Dr. Suess' North Bound Zax - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm too busy going north to pray let alone turn east. Gee, the Zax's travel manual never said what to do when I reach the north pole. I'm going to be in some real trouble then because any step I take I'll be going south. I wish I'd been born an east or west bound Zax then I wouldn't have this problem. Bismillah! NO!!!
East Bound Mime - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
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West Bound and Down - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Smokey!
Al Fatah - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
This I-rocks. Maybe we can use your parody in a Talaban benefit concert planned for Jan 08. It's going to be called Talaband-aid.
MrMacphisto - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Pacing was quite off, but it was funny nonetheless... 4-5-5
koldkanuck - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
thanx people just like to rattle some cages you know before posting this crap i always read it while the original score is playing in the background it actually works even if i can't sing a note this is just for fun love doing parodies maybe i'll get better with constructive criticism. GITRDONE!
Guy - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked it too. My you certainly got a lot of comments. I did this song once to a quite different theme. I called it "Maybe You Should Try Tongue" - AH - not what you think. It's the, as Spaff calls it the "Hibbety" type. Speaking in tongues. Keep writing, just watch your pace. Your humor and originality is well intact. I had to 4 you on pace but I fived you on the other two categories.
Barry Wilson JR. - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I cut you some slack on the pacing, you could have been sent back to the north with a one on that... I like the OS, Billy Joel has some really good songs, this was rather funny. Two four's and a three for koldkanuck... you aren't from Vancouver, right?
koldkanuck - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not a song writer therefore can probably be forgiven for the almighty pacing...from winterpeg

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